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Movie reviews, big and small, for anything that has passed before my eyes.

Monday, 7 October 2013

Battledogs (2013)

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When a young woman (Ariana Richards) turns a bit funny as she arrives at a New York airport she ends up causing quite a major situation. You...
Sunday, 6 October 2013

Captain Kronos - Vampire Hunter (1974)

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In some ways this is a typical Hammer outing and, yet, in so many other ways it is definitely one of their more unusual releases. A lot of t...
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Saturday, 5 October 2013

Creepshow 2 (1987)

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Following Creepshow was always going to be a tough job, but I'm pleased to say that Creepshow 2 holds up as a decent little sequel. It...
Friday, 4 October 2013

Paranormal Asylum (2013)

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AKA Paranormal Asylum: The Revenge Of Typhoid Mary . A stumbling, shambolic mess of a movie, Paranormal Asylum is a horror film clearly d...
Thursday, 3 October 2013

Terror Tract (2000)

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A horror anthology movie with a nice streak of black humour weaving through most of it, Terror Tract sits very much in a safe middle ground...
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Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Children Of The Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999)

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Yes. The sixth instalment in a horror franchise that should never have limped past three movies sees the return of, arguably, the most memor...
Tuesday, 1 October 2013

F AKA The Expelled (2010)

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Written and directed by Johannes Roberts, F (released in America as The Expelled ), is a low-key horror movie that springboards from a ...
Monday, 30 September 2013

Casshern (2004)

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I REALLY dislike Casshern . It may have its fans, but so does trepanning, and I REALLY dislike that, too. In fact, I mention trepanning beca...
Sunday, 29 September 2013

The Terror Of The Tongs (1961)

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While there are ridiculous elements in this Hammer movie, it gets beyond an unsteady start to become a surprisingly solid revenge flick. Thi...
Saturday, 28 September 2013

Girls Against Boys (2012)

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Unfortunately falling between two stools that may well leave both hardened horror fans wanting something stronger and unwary teens wondering...
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Friday, 27 September 2013

Alligator X AKA Xtinction: Predator X (2010)

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Alligator X is a creature feature that suffers from an uninteresting cast, an unexciting plot and, worst of all, a poor central creature. I...
Thursday, 26 September 2013

Children Of The Corn V: Fields Of Terror (1998)

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There's surely an easy answer, but I can't think of a horror movie franchise that overstayed its welcome as quickly as the Children ...
Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Alice In Murderland (2010)

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Alice In Murderland is a pretty terrible film. It contains everything that makes me despair about both slasher movies and also the rise of ...
Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Breeders (1997)

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A meteorite lands beside a college that is pretending to be in the USA and an alien starts running around, causing lots of damage. The meteo...
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Monday, 23 September 2013

The Devil Rides Out (1968)

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Hammer provides an entertaining, and actually quite brilliant, adaptation of Dennis Wheatley's work and although I have not read any of ...
Sunday, 22 September 2013

We Are The Night (2010)

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Lena (Karoline Herfurth) is a petty criminal who finds herself chased by a determined young policeman (Tom, played by Max Riemelt) after acc...
Saturday, 21 September 2013

Cheaper By The Dozen 2 (2005)

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Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt return as Tom and Kate Baker, parents of twelve children (hence the title), in this sequel to the bland and har...
Friday, 20 September 2013

The Faculty (1998)

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Robert Rodriguez hasn't made many bad movies. I won't be silly enough to say that he hasn't made ANY bad movies, despite the fac...
Thursday, 19 September 2013

The Kiss Of The Vampire (1963)

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A lesser vampire movie from Hammer, this was written by Anthony Hinds and directed by Don Sharp. Neither of the men involved seem to be able...
Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Children Of The Corn IV: The Gathering (1996)

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Children Of The Corn: The Gathering is a pretty terrible movie, saved from the bottom of the barrel by at least two great actresses in main...
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I've been through a lot in my years here, and not all of it was good. In fact, some of it was horrible. So I try to reflect some of that learning curve, and some of my many life experiences, in the movie reviews here on my blog.
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