Well, even though I haven't been writing up anything for the past few days you may be pleased to know that I have been viewing lots of material that will end up being reviewed here.
One Eyed Monster - the monster movie with the monster being Ron Jeremy's penis. Oh yes, review coming soon.
Atrocious - a Spanish "found footage" film that really deserves a bit more attention.
American Hot Babes AKA Deep In The Valley - no, it's not what you think. Except it kinda is. A couple of guys get transported to a parallel universe where everyone and everything acts in line with the stereotypes of pornography. This means that female cops run around in skimp attire, everyone tries to make the cheerleading squad, girls love to see who can have the wettest t-shirt and nurses have no medical knowledge whatsoever but look fine. Yep, this film was great fun.
Devil's Playground - Danny Dyer, Craig Fairbrass, zombies that do parkour. Nuff said.
Heartless - not perfect, by any means, but this UK horror calls to mind the works of Clive Barker and modern classics like Jacob's Ladder. No bad thing.
And there will be plenty more. Now, if anyone could just suggest how I make a living from this so that I can always have time 24/7 to watch the films AND write the reviews I would have a new personal hero.
I'm . . . . . . I'm . . . . totally serious.
Oh well then.