I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)

There's no point in providing a summary of the plot of I Know What You Did Last Summer. It's a slasher movie based around the title, of course, and it's another instalment in a horror movie series that began back in 1997. Teens regret being at/causing an accident when they are hounded for it a year later. That’s the starting point for the series. You will either have a fondness for the original movie, and the cast that included Jennifer Love Hewitt, Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Ryan Phillippe, or you will just check this out based on the imagery of the killer holding a bloody hook.

Co-written by Sam Lansky and director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson, this is a slasher movie that gives us a bland bunch of new characters, some satisfying plotting to bring back some old characters, and a bit more bloodshed than the 1997 film (which isn't hard, considering how relatively bloodless that was). It's decent, certainly in terms of the stalking and slashing, but the poor selection of new cast members ultimately drags everything down a bit.

Madelyn Cline seems to be the latest person that studios are trying to make into a viable star, but I am yet to be convinced. She was perfectly okay in The Map That Leads To You, but does worse work here. The fact that her character here is also given awful dialogue to utter that is supposed to add some unnecessary levity to things doesn’t help. Chase Sui Wonders is a bit better, but not by much. As for Jonah Hauer-King, Sarah Pidgeon, Tyriq Withers, and the rest . . . I couldn’t pick them out of a line-up if asked right now. As strange as it may seem, considering the limits of their skills back in the late ‘90s, both Prinze Jr. and Hewitt are the main people relied upon to deliver more than just the thinnest characterisations. They both do well, and both are in scenes that will surely please fans of the first two movies in this series. One or two developments might not go down so well, but they at least show some effort to make things interesting in the third act.

Robinson does pretty good with the actual direction. The visuals are clear enough, shots are blocked and constructed to maintain the mystery element until it’s time for the big reveal, and a couple of the kills even show some blood being spilled as pain is inflicted. With better actors and pacing this could have been a winner. Sadly, it fumbles those two key aspects. It’s a bad sign when the two best moments are a reprise of a famous line that has already been immortalised in spoof form and a dream sequence that allows for another cameo to be shoehorned in.

Overall, this I Know What You Did Last Summer is on a par with the old I Know What You Did Last Summer. But that is a statement coming from someone who never really loved the 1997 movie anyway. I was always a bigger fan of Urban Legend.

6/10

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Thor: Love And Thunder (2022)

I really liked Thor: Ragnarok. REALLY liked it. For me, it was the best of the Thor films so far, and the comedy worked for me throughout. I could see why some might dislike it though, especially if they didn't appreciate the comedy. Funnily enough, watching Thor: Love And Thunder has put me in an even better position to sympathise with people who disliked Thor: Ragnarok. Because I really disliked this.

The plot this time around revolves around Gorr (Christian Bale), a grieving father who ends up turning himself into a killer of gods. That puts Thor in the way of danger again, of course, but he's not alone. He has the help of King Valkyrie (Tessa Thompson) and a returning Jane Foster (Natalie Portman). There's also Korg (voiced once again by director Taika Waititi) by his side, and a few other familiar faces scattered throughout the runtime.

There's a very obvious problem with Thor: Love And Thunder. In fact, there are two things worth noting as the obvious problems. First of all, the comedy doesn't really work. It feels tired this time around, like a joke you laughed at on the first day of your new job but now hate because you know that your colleague makes the same damn joke every single morning. Second, the more serious aspects of the film aren't given enough room to breathe, which means nothing is as effective as it could be, and nothing really feels earned on the way to the end credits (and don't even get me started on the mid-credits and post-credits scenes here . . . because URGH).

Waititi works as the voice of Korg, but he falls flat on his face in his role as writer (working out the story that was further hammered into screenplay form by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson) and director. There are some nice visuals here, and some entertaining set-pieces, but so many of the best moments do little more than remind viewers of very similar moments in the previous Thor movie. 

At least the cast all work well though . . . is something you could easily say if the cast worked well. Sadly, that's not the case. Portman and Thompson are both good, dealing well with clumsy plotting that asks them to do some heavier lifting with their performances. Bale is also good. He's the highlight of the film, an impressive and scary presence for every minute of his screentime. Hemsworth, sadly, is on autopilot. This is his worst turn in the MCU yet, having forgotten how he once played a character that has now become a messy mass of mugging and ridiculousness. The first ever Thor movie managed to burst the bubble of pomposity that viewers worried about, but also balanced the fish-out-of-water comedy with the weight and seriousness of Thor's responsibilities. This film forgets about that balance, and Hemsworth suffers because of it. The same can be said for Russell Crowe, who turns up as Zeus, sporting a terrible attempt at a Greek accent and an equally terrible line in over the top swagger. At least Crowe is more fun though, simply because he's a newcomer to the silliness.

There are still some good moments here and there, especially whenever Bale is involved, but this is a film that generally feels misguided, at best, lazy, and out of touch with what viewers want to see. The transformation of Portman's character is pretty great, the Guns ‘n’ Roses soundtrack choices are pretty great, the rest of the film . . . not so great. And the rest includes unfunny voiceover commentary moments, unfunny depictions of Thor "comedically" trying to deal with jealousy and regret, and a running gag involving screaming goats.

3/10

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