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Friday, 31 October 2025

Necromancy (1972)

Necromancy. A look at the darkest corners of humanity. Necromancy. A terrifying journey through the history of witchcraft and sorcery. Necromancy. Orson Welles! Necromancy. You won't believe what sights are shown in this horrifying feature. Necromancy. Unlike anything you could ever imagine. And so on.

Necromancy is a film that I built up in my own mind for decades, having seen the trailer for it on so many VHS rentals back in the 1980s. I "knew" two things about it. It was a horror movie. It featured Orson Welles. Only now, an entire four decades later, can I categorically state that it's also really bad.

Pamela Franklin plays Lori Brandon, a sensitive and troubled woman who has to move across the country with her husband, Frank (Michael Ontkean), when he's given a great new job offer. Lori has good reason to be sensitive and troubled, having very recently lost a child who was stillborn, and everything that happens throughout the rest of the movie seems designed to play on her maternal instincts, especially when it comes to the eccentric Cato (Welles) detailing his pursuit of necromancy in the hope of one day resurrecting his dead son, Timothy.

Directed by Bert I. Gordon (who made his name with much more outlandish, and entertaining, movies that earned him the nickname Mr. BIG), and co-written with Gail March (her first feature, and one of only two she is credited for), Necromancy is a bit silly and, worst of all, a bit dull. It's one of those movies trying to impress by showing the dark arts juxtaposed with modern life in America, although these things often still take place in the more isolated communities, but makes the mistake of going for hallucinatory moments and paranoia ahead of paranoia and suffocation. The third act is particularly weak, and that's surely when things should have been building up to something as dark and memorable as we were promised by that foreboding and chilling trailer (well, it seemed foreboding and chilling to the child version of me, but now it actually looks pretty much in line with the film, and I know why we didn't rush to rent it).

Franklin tries her best in a role that requires her to be on edge and wide-eyed throughout, but she's not helped by the fact that the movie cannot be carried by anyone else. Ontkean doesn't have a lot to do once he's set off the main chain of events, Teddy Quinn has to walk around and look a bit dazed as the spirit of Timothy, and Welles acts as if he will give his all for one take of every line he has to utter before then sitting down to snort with derision at the schlock he's agreed to star in for the sake of a (hopefully) decent pay packet. 

Necromancy is not good. It's probably already forgotten, if it was known at all, by the majority of film fans. It held a special place in my heart for years though, and I can't say that I fully regret finally tracking it down to give it a watch. It feels as if I managed to revisit a childhood home and find some long-lost favourite toy that I can now see was just a dirt-covered and mangled Boglin I found in a field. Nobody, including myself, can pretend it is great, but nostalgia means that I cannot completely dismiss the effect it had on me.

4/10

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Tuesday, 11 May 2021

Empire Of The Ants (1977)

There are a number of films that I saw at an impressionable age that I can never bring myself to criticise too harshly. Bad films, but films that thrilled and excited me when I was young enough to not see how poor the special effects were. The Giant Spider Invasion is one, Night Of The Lepus is another, and Empire Of The Ants certainly belongs alongside them, although it's the best of a bad bunch.

Directed by Bert I. Gordon (Mr BIG), this is the tale of a group of people who are being taken on a ride, literally, by a dodgy real estate dealer. Joan Collins is that dealer, named Marilyn Fryser, but even she wouldn't try to sell people properties that had been taken over by giant ants, which is a problem that crops up in the middle of her ongoing sales pitch. The motley group of individuals seek a safe passage away from the giant ants, but it may not be as easy as it looks. Even if they can get to a small town nearby.

If you want some ant-based horror movies then you have to look elsewhere (and I HIGHLY recommend the sublime Phase IV here), but Empire Of The Ants delivers pretty much what anyone might want from a 1970s movie that is aiming for moments of spectacle over anything believable. If the special effects had been a bit better then this could have been a decent little sci-fi horror movie. They're not though. Most scenes are shot with normal ants magnified in size and placed alongside the actors. Some of the scenes have the ants clearly separated by glass. And at least one memorable moment shows the little blighters are clearly interacting with miniatures and photographs.

Allegedly based on a short story by H. G. Wells (which I am assuming had the word "ant" in it, and that's all the connection needed to give it that label), the script, by Gordon and Jack Turley, is about as standard as you'd expect for this kind of thing, despite the enjoyable turn that the whole thing takes in the third act. This isn't an extremely tense or gritty film. It's basically an episode of something like The Love Boat, just with a bunch of big ants making things complicated for the assorted guests.

Collins is game enough in her main role, and she manages to stand out due to her status as THE Joan Collins, but the rest of the cast are interchangeable. Robert Lansing and John David Carson have moments in which they can be pro-active and manly, Albert Salmi is a local Sheriff, and the secondary female leads, because every female is secondary in a cast that bills Joan Collins at the top, are Jacqueline Scott and Pamela Shoop, who do just fine with what they're given. Special mention should be made of Harry Holcombe and Irene Tedrow, playing an elderly couple who separate from the main group at about the halfway point, with memorable results.

This is a bad film. And I'll never stop having a soft spot for it. The more I think about it right now, while wrapping up this review, the more I am smiling as I remember how enjoyably daft it is throughout. I recommend it to everyone, but I expect very few people to actually enjoy it as much as I do.

5/10

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