Showing posts with label david hess. Show all posts
Showing posts with label david hess. Show all posts

Thursday, 12 September 2019

The Last House On The Left (1972)

Some films feel like you MUST see them. That's doubly true when you're a horror fan. In fact, it's triple (triply??) true when you're a British horror fan who spent a number of years hearing about infamous titles that were removed from public consumption by an over-zealous BBFC. Yes, I'm on about those video nasties again, but I'm not just on about the situation here in the UK. I'm on about those moments that lead to conversations, that lead to you becoming friends with more and more horror fans, discovering the huge global community of people who have all been given the same funny looks and had the same judgements made about them as they enthusiastically rented some piece of nastiness from their local video store. Those moments lead to you hearing about, or discussing, key films. You get the undisputed classics, you get the enduring favourites, and you get films that wallow in their infamy for a short period of time, often just before their power starts to fade away.

The Last House On The Left is a film in that latter category. It is the kind of film you will most likely have a vivid memory of seeing for the first time, perhaps even something that you can deliver as an anecdote (but a different kind of anecdote from one like being taken as a child to see E. T. The Extra-Terrestrial and remembering how many other children were as wet-eyed and snot-nosed as you were while the parents wondered what they had done to upset Steven Spielberg so).

Having said that, I don't have any anecdote to put here. I saw this film as I was making my way through a lot of the horror movies I had never been able to find in my pre-internet days. This was one of the better video nasties, I knew that much as soon as I'd watched it, but it wasn't up there with the very best. Yet it stays with you. It's a film that feels dangerous in a way a lot of the others don't. It sticks to you. If some movies feel like a cosy blanket, The Last House On The Left is a layer of dust and debris that cakes your skin after a day spent in a harsh environment, the kind of thing that won't wash off without applying the kind of force to your scrubbing that will hurt.

Written and directed by Wes Craven, his feature debut, this is a savage reworking of The Virgin Spring. A young woman (Sandra Peabody) and her friend (Lucy Grantham) head to the city. They meet some bad people. Terrible things happen to them. The bad people end up at the home of the parents of the young woman (ma and pa played by Cynthia Carr and Richard Towers). Those are the plot points that you'll probably already know. I'm not going to say any more.

Craven was an angry young man when he made this film. He wanted to create something brutal and shocking, but also wanted to make it bearable (which he attempts to do with the biggest mis-step of the film, scenes involving a pair of bumbling police officers, one of whom is played by a young Martin Kove). It's a film that he would look over many years later with a critical eye, acknowledging the negative aspects while still admiring what he achieved.

And he's right to feel that way. While not quite as powerful or intense as it may have been when first released, this is a brutal piece of work, open to multiple interpretations by different viewers, from a warning about the dangers of drugs to an exploration of common nightmares to a commentary on the Vietnam War. It's also one hell of a calling card for Craven, putting out there the mastery of horror elements and obsession with the thin line between civility and barbarism that he would display repeatedly over the next few decades.

There have been major essays written about this movie. Much more than I could ever say, and in a clearer and more intelligent way. I'll just say that it's a film that you can never unsee. David Hess gives the most memorable performance of his career, playing the loathsome Krug (a role that would see him typecast that way in a few other movies), he's ably supported by Jeramie Rain, Marc Sheffler, and Fred J. Lincoln, all of them effectively nasty in a way that makes any viewer want to see them get their just desserts by the time the end credits roll.

Craven may now view this as something he would have approached differently, but horror fans can be glad that he rushed headlong into a boundary-pushing slice of exploitation nastiness that easily holds up alongside anything else we've had under that umbrella. You may not enjoy it, you may not rush to rewatch it, but it's an essential horror film, and one of a number of touchstones in the career of someone who gave us such a wide variety of scares.

8/10

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Wednesday, 10 December 2014

To All A Goodnight (1980)

The first, and only, feature film directed by horror genre star David Hess, it becomes clear early on in the movie that the man was better in front of the camera than he was behind it. Not helped in any way by a poor script, and a bland cast, To All A Goodnight has very little to recommend it.

The wafer-thin premise concerns a bunch of girls who end up being terrorised by a killer dressed as Santa Claus. That really puts a crimp in their weekend plans, which involved some boys and as little clothing as required, but it doesn't cause any immediate halt to their proceedings thanks to the way in which people thankfully slip off on their own to be killed while the rest of the group conveniently forgets about them for a while.

Yes, this is one of THOSE slasher movies. One of the worst kinds. I like slasher films, even many dumb ones, and they're not movies that you watch if you require complete believability and logic. But it's still hard to enjoy a film that's as haphazard as this one, with every death seeming to take place in a different time zone, or in some kind of soundproofed environment.

There are a few fun death scenes, and some moments are so amusing (purposefully or not) that you'll be entertained, but this really sits low on the slasher movie totem pole, and even lower when compared to many of the other Santa-centric slashers that we've seen over the years.

I can't even tell you much about the cast, as most of them blended together into one, congealed mass of bad acting. Jennifer Runyon is the sorta-lead, I guess, and Forrest Swanson also gets a decent amount of screentime, but please don't ask me to tell you who was better between any of the other young women waiting for the killer to strike. Kiva Lawrence was okay as Mrs. Jensen, and West Buchanan, billed here as Buck West, has fun playing the first "crazy" Ralph, that I know of, to feature in a 1980 slasher movie. There are young men also onscreen, but they make even less of an impression than the young women, so I can't even bring myself to namecheck any of them. Okay, okay, William Lauer can get a mention, but that's it.

If most of the cast members aren't worth mentioning, it seems unfair to spend any time on the script. Alex Rebar has written something as silly and lazy as it is clichéd and predictable. Admittedly, this might have felt a bit fresher back when it was first released, but not by much. The kills aren't spectacular enough, the tension is non-existent, and the third act is messy and uninteresting.

It does, however, still manage to fulfil the bare requirement that fans will expect from this kind of film. And that is what allows it to gain a bonus point or two. IF you're a slasher movie fan.

4/10

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Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Smash Cut (2009)

As Smash Cut played out I knew that I should be rolling my eyes and grimacing at the mix of awful comedy and ridiculous gore I was watching. I knew that, I really did. But I enjoyed myself. The film wasn't good, by conventional standards, but it featured some familiar faces being silly and appearing to enjoy themselves and that was infectious. Of course, many other things are infectious that people don't want passed on to them so I'll forgive you if you decide to avoid this one.

David Hess plays a director who has had enough. He's often shafted by money men, he can never get onscreen what he actually envisions in his mind, audiences laugh at the end results and the critics have a field day as they shred his reputation. When he accidentally kills a young woman (Jennilee Murray) he realises what he needs to make his masterpiece. Real blood and gore. Real death. Reel death. But as he tries to get his film finished he is being watched by an undercover reporter (Sasha Grey) and a private detective (Jesse Buck).

An overt homage to the films of Herschell Gordon Lewis (the man himself has a cameo role and is the source of some choice quotes at the very beginning of the film), this is a cheap and cheerful slice of splattery madness. The script by Ian Driscoll isn't great, by any means, but it does have some amusing lines and references for fans of Lewis. The direction by Lee Demarbre is pretty slapdash, which is, of course, in line with the essence of the whole enterprise.

Hess goes over the top whenever he gets the chance, which is in almost every scene, poor Michael Berryman appears in a few scenes with a wig so horrendous that I started to suspect it may actually be an escaped Tribble and Mr. H. G. Lewis is really the only one of the big horror names to survive his limited screentime with dignity intact. Sasha Grey isn't terrible, but that may be more down to the fact that I've been, ummmmm, a fan of her work for some time as opposed to her acting skills. Jesse Buck basically gets to lark around for the entire movie, and he does okay. I guess. There are other actors, but none giving performances worth highlighting.

If you like the movies being homaged then you should get some pleasure from Smash Cut. If you don't, I encourage you to choose something - anything - else.

5/10

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