Netflix And Chill: Our Little Secret (2024)

From what I can gather, this is the last of the three-picture deal that star Lindsay Lohan made with Netflix. I think it could be argued that she's saved the best for last, whether coincidentally or on purpose. I think it could also be argued that Miss Lohan may well be interested in making some new deal with the streaming service, considering how well it seems to have worked for both parties.

This film starts with Avery (Lohan) and Logan (Ian Harding) going through a difficult patch in their relationship. It might be okay though, as long as someone doesn't attempt a very public and ill-judged proposal. Oh dear. We then move forward through the years, via a bizarre collage of pop culture moments that seem to remind you of other Netflix successes every so often. Avery and Logan haven't seen each other in a long time. Avery is now in a relationship with Cameron (Jon Rudnitsky), and Logan is in a relationship with Cassie (Katie Baker). Cameron and Cassie are brother and sister, which makes things very awkward when both couples arrive at the family home they're visiting for Christmas. Hoping to avoid any unnecessary drama, Avery and Logan agree to keep their shared history secret. Logan even agrees to help Avery win over the matriarch of the house (Erica, played by Kristin Chenoweth). Unfortunately, circumstances seem to conspire against that happening.

If I listed the first few films from director Stephen Herek then you might be surprised to find him at the helm of this. Writer Hailey DeDominicis, on the other hand, only has this one credit to her name, so far. But the main thing is that both seem to work well together, with DeDominicis writing a fun bit of fluff that Herek treats well. There are a number of decent set-pieces, a few decent attempts to surprise viewers on the way to the predictable ending, and a great cast all doing their bit to help things move along nicely.

Lohan still feels as if she is finding her feet as an actress returning to leading roles, but this allows her to get that little bit closer to the likeable presence she conveyed throughout her biggest hits. She's helped enormously by the fact that she's paired up with Harding, who does a fantastic job of being quite funny and appealing without being as painfully bland as male leads in this kind of film so often are. Rudnitsky and Baker do fine, both playing the characters that viewers know must be somehow pushed out of the way before the whole thing ends, Jake Brennan is fun as the third sibling who hopes to profit from the whole situation, and there's time for some fun with the likes of Dan Bucatinsky, Tim Meadows, Judy Reyes, Chris Parnell, and Henry Czerny. Chenoweth is the other main star player though, given a lot of screentime and plenty of opportunity to revel in her ability to strike fear into the hearts of those who don't do things the way that she likes them done. She's a suitably tricky problem for Lohan to try and work around, and the difficulty of staying on her good side helps Lohan and Harding to reconnect as they work together on their secret plan.

The strange opening credit sequence aside, this generally works better than many other Christmas rom-coms I have watched this year. A lot of that is to do with the cast, particularly Lohan and Harding making such a good pairing to root for, but it's also the screenplay and direction. It avoids feeling too cheap, often getting very close to looking and feeling like *gasp* a proper movie at times, and fans of the main cast members should find plenty to keep them entertained. It's not a "proper" movie though, not really, and there are still moments interspersed throughout the runtime that serve as a strong reminder of that.

6/10

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Critters (1986)

Although I have no idea how well Critters did at the box office when it was released, I suspect it was a film that truly found a fanbase in the home video market. I know that is where I found it. And so did many other kids I knew. 

It’s quite a simple story, really, but has plenty of unique little touches to fill the runtime to feature-length without ever seeming to sag. A few aliens, known as Krites (aka the critters), escape from a prison and steal a spaceship, eventually crashing down in a small town here on Earth. This causes a lot of trouble for the Brown family, and things get more chaotic when two shape-shifting bounty hunters arrive in pursuit of the hungry wee alien beasties. 

Dee Wallace is Helen Brown, Billy Green Bush is her husband, Jay, Nadine Van der Velde is older teen daughter, Nadine, and Scott Grimes is young Brad. They are the main cast members. Billy Zane is also here, playing Steve, the boyfriend of Nadine, and Don Opper is Charlie, a child-like adult who is friends with Brad. The other person of note is Terrence Mann, who plays one of the bounty hunters, having taken on the appearance of a rock star named Johnny Steele. 

Directed by first-timer Stephen Herek, who also co-wrote the screenplay with Domonic Muir, Critters is the kind of fun creature feature that serves as a great gateway film for younger viewers, and proves equally entertaining to those who know the tone it is aiming for (a tone it nails consistently throughout). The titular creatures, designed by the talented Chiodo brothers, are deadly, but also portrayed as often being mischievous and unfocused, crazy animals that turn dangerous when they are threatened by others.

The cast all do a good job of reacting quite realistically to the madness around them. Although Grimes is the plucky kid at the heart of the film, Wallace and Bush are a good pair of cinematic parents, and Mann has fun keeping his demeanour calm throughout. Opper is okay, and gets to play two versions of his character, but he also feels undeserving of the importance he ends up having. There are also small roles for the wonderful M. Emmet Walsh and Lin Shaye. 

One of the better little creature features that came along in the mid-1980s, Critters not only holds up well today, it is also the first of a quartet of movies (in the original series) without any massive downturn in quality. And I am already looking forward to revisiting them all. And reviewing them here.

8/10

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Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

You may wonder just what could appeal to anyone above the age of 15 in a movie about two dim-witted metalheads who need to travel through time in a telephone box to improve their chances of presenting a very important history report. It's a fair query, but it's also one that has a fair answer.

There's no denying that Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure is mainly a teen film, but the main characters are so naive and sweet that nothing about the movie really feels as if it's a film JUST showing how cool young things go through their daily lives. It's a film, like many others, about believing in yourself. It's a film about friendship. And it's a film about being excellent to each other. Which, let's face it, isn't the worst message for a teen film to contain.

Alex Winter is Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Keanu Reeves is Ted Theodore Logan. The two young men don't know it, but they will be a pretty big deal in the future. However, that will only happen if they pass that important history assignment, a moment in their lives that is so crucial that a man named Rufus (George Carlin) is sent back in a time-travelling telephone box to hand it over to them and give them the best chance of making everything right for a future generation. Bill and Ted decide that the best thing they can do is actually pick up a few historical figures in order to impress their teacher (Bernie Casey), and to also maybe fall for a couple of princesses (played by the lovely Diane Franklin and Kimberley LaBelle).

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure benefits from a surprisingly witty script from Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon (it may be daft, but it's far from all daft and the time-travel trickery is enjoyably realised), good direction from Stephen Herek that makes the most of the material and resources available and, perhaps most of all, spirited performances from the leads and everyone else involved. Terry Camilleri, Dan Shor, Tony Steedman, Rod Loomis, Al Leong, Robert V. Barron, Clifford David and Jane Wiedlin (as in Jane "Rush Hour" Wiedlin) have fun as they pretend to be, respectively, Napoleon, Billy The Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Genghis Khan, Abraham Lincoln, Ludwig van Beethoven and Joan Of Arc. Carlin is great as Rufus and Amy Stock-Poynton provides some amusement as the young lady who was once at school with Bill and Ted, but is now Bill's stepmother.

Maybe I am desperately trying to cling on to my last shred of youthful spirit so my opinion should be taken with a pinch of salt, but I think this movie still works well with anyone who still has an urge to turn up the volume when a favourite rock song comes on. The fact that it encourages a responsible mix of partying and learning, because learning is shown here as a GOOD thing, probably upsets as many people as it pleases. Which I just view as another aspect of the film that is most excellent.

8/10

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