Sunday, 12 November 2017
Fanning the flames.
But that itch has been growing in recent weeks. A small, glowing ember has been fanned into some small flames that may well lead me back here on a more permanent basis. I no longer have the NEED to blog daily, but it's starting to feel like I have the desire again.
That is down to a mix of a few different things.
First, I am still trying to watch as much as I can on Netflix, Amazon Prime, MUBI (no idea why it took me so long to give that streaming service a try), and also SHUDDER.
Second, I am still as big a shopaholic as ever, thanks to Arrow Films, Powerhouse/Indicator releases, Eureka!, and numerous other labels, both big and small. I have been acquiring some great reading material, from booklets enclosed in lovingly-packaged releases to the selection from the impressive Spectacular Optical. And Dark Bunny Tees is still my clothing supplier of choice (all gift cards greatly appreciated). I am not bankrupt yet, but it often seems like it's not from a lack of trying.
Third, I have been enjoying the world of podcasting. Yes, I caved in and joined a few good friends to assault your ears with Raiders Of The Podcast. We're on Twitter (as Raiders Of The Pod), Facebook, and many places were you can quench your podcast thirst. I even do a daily Instagram for movie-related goodness. And my Letterboxd allows me to keep track of all my viewings.
Fourth, last, and by no means least, I have had some wonderful cinema experiences lately. The kind of experiences that make you want to wax lyrical about the power of the moving image. Films like Blade Runner 2049 (okay film, amazing time at IMAX), Thor Ragnarok (blockbuster of the year? maybe), mother! (messy, not an easy watch, and quite brilliant), and 70mm screenings of both Dunkirk (Nolan has won me round again) and Lawrence Of Arabia (gold-plated classic).
I make no promises (or threats, depending on how you view my ramblings). Let's just say . . . . . . . maybe meet up here again tomorrow?
Monday, 14 December 2015
Twelve ingredients for every Christmas movie.
So here are the main ingredients I see as necessities for every Christmas movie.
1) A title with an obvious festive link. Throw in the word Santa or Christmas, of course, and you're all set. But you can also use anything with the number twelve (The 12 Dogs Of Christmas, The 12 Disasters Of Christmas, 12 Dates Of Christmas, Twelve Trees Of Christmas, etc, etc) or just stick the word holiday in there (Holiday Inn, obviously, Holiday Affair, Holiday In Handcuffs). And using, or misappropriating, a famous Christmas Carol title or phrase can always work (a la every movie in the Silent Night, Deadly Night series).
2) Snow. You CAN have a Christmas movie without snow but I can't think of any examples just now. Snow doesn't automatically equal a Christmas movie, however, but the two go together like milk and cookies. There's even a Christmas movie simply called Snow (which also has a sequel).
3) An abundance of decorations, HUGE trees, and everything else that we don't always tend to have here in the UK. Much like the Halloween decorations, America really pulls out all the stops for Christmas. There are people who also do the same over here but they're a bit fewer and farther between. If you can reach the top of your tree without a stepladder in America then you may need to go shopping for a bigger tree. And it's that kind of spectacle that makes me watch average Christmas movie after average Christmas movie.
4) The main character names. Here are the most popular choices, based purely on my recollection of the many movies I have watched and with no grounding in actual facts or scientific study (apologies, but it's the way of the internet so I should be okay): Carol, Nick, Chris, Kate. The first three are obviously connected to the season. The fourth is just a popular common name to use in TV movies, as far as I know.
5) The cast can make the difference between your movie being simply distracting or moderately enjoyable. You could always choose to rope in some celebrity who is a bit past their prime, either for a main or supporting role. Or you could hire Christina Milian,who has popped up in a few Christmas TV movies, or Lindy Booth.
6) Romance. Many of the movies I've already mentioned have a love story at the heart of them. Even Santa himself has been looking for love in a few movies (such as Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus). It would seem that Christmas is the best time of year to find love, possibly because it can be viewed as a gift and a shot at redemption for some.
7) A non-believer. Whether it's someone doubting the existence of Santa Claus or even completely refusing to give in to the many delights of the season, every festive film should have a Scrooge.
8) Santa. Why did it take me this long to list Santa? Well, just as many Christmas movies don't feature the jolly fat fellow. But even when he's not in the middle of the action he's often watching over the main characters, perhaps helping to tweak destinies and cause happiness whenever possible. When he's not running the operation at The North Pole, figuring out how to keep his magic working and trying to make sure Christmas isn't ruined for everyone (e.g. Santa Claus, The Santa Clause, and many more).
9) Elves. You could easily argue that elves have saved Christmas a lot more times than Santa. They make the toys, they often make the best hot chocolates, and someone has to clean up all that reindeer dung. Yes, elves appear in many Christmas movies. And if they're not onscreen then you can usually find a character who has certain elfin qualities.
10) Kids. I know, I know, I should have mentioned them earlier. Christmas is for the young, and the young at heart, so it's no surprise to find so many of the movies featuring children. If there's not a main role for a doe-eyed minor then you can usually find them in a supporting role that will either perk up the lead or remind everyone of the true meaning of Christmas. Having a "Tiny" Tim often helps to add some extra magic to the grand finale.
11) Ending on a miracle is acceptable in any Christmas movie. In fact, it's almost obligatory. The miracle can be big (someone finding the power to get up out of a wheelchair and walk, for example) or small (friends coming around to help someone with that competition entry that could lead to a much-needed grand prize win).
12) If you can get a popular tune in there then that is the bow wrapped around the main present. A bit of "Let It Snow" is always welcome, but the musical score just has to reference "The Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy" and I am happy.
And there you have it. All the ingredients for a fine bit of Christmas fare. Here is a Letterboxd list I keep adding to, for all your Christmas movie needs. And for anyone still doubting it, of COURSE Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Ho ho ho.
Friday, 5 December 2014
20 Great Christmas Gifts
I have made this list UK-centric but would love any of my American friends to simply use this link and shop away to your hearts content - http://www.amazon.com/. I get rewarded for anything bought as soon as you use a link on this blog, which helps make MY Christmas nicer too . And I'm sure you'll all be picking up this movie review guide anyway - http://www.amazon.com/TJs-Ramshackle-Movie-Guide-Reviews-ebook/dp/B00J9PLT6Q/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1417775226&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=tj%27s+ramshackle+movie+guide
Now . . . . . . . . here are 20 gift ideas for the movie fan in your life.
20. This wonderful slice of Price - http://www.arrowfilms.co.uk/vincent-price-in-six-gothic-tales/
19. An impressive ape head - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Caesars-Warrior-Collection-Set--Exclusive-Amazon-co-uk/dp/B00LO95JUM/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1417774036&sr=8-8&keywords=planet+of+the+apes+box+set
18. A super double-bill - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Captain-America-Winter-Soldier-Blu-ray/dp/B00JZL5BEK/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774112&sr=1-2&keywords=captain+america+box+set
17. This classic heist movie - http://www.arrowfilms.co.uk/rififi/
16. Some hunger before all that food - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hunger-Games-Catching-Fire-Blu-ray/dp/B00GJLPLBC/ref=sr_1_5?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774316&sr=1-5&keywords=the+hunger+games
15. Top bants here - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inbetweeners-Movie-Blu-ray-Simon-Bird/dp/B00O58MCHC/ref=sr_1_2_twi_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417774524&sr=8-2&keywords=inbetweeners+box+set
14. Get schooled - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jump-Street-Double-Blu-ray-Region/dp/B00KMZ4BNA/ref=pd_bxgy_d_h__text_y
13. Have another walk in the park before the 2015 movie comes along - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Jurassic-Ultimate-Trilogy-Blu-ray-Region/dp/B004KKXMSI/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774657&sr=1-2&keywords=jurassic+park+trilogy
12. *cough* http://www.amazon.co.uk/TJs-Ramshackle-Movie-Guide-Reviews-ebook/dp/B00J9PLT6Q/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774845&sr=1-1-fkmr0&keywords=tj%27s+ramshackle+movie
11. Some great clothing options are here - http://www.lastexittonowhere.com/
10. Action, action, and more action - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Raid-2-Blu-ray-Iko-Uwais/dp/B00IG9DESC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417774972&sr=8-2&keywords=the+raid+box+set
9. My secondary choice for film of the year - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Inside-Llewyn-Davis-Blu-ray-Oscar/dp/B00HS2P7PG/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417775075&sr=1-2&keywords=inside+llewyn+davis
8. My main choice for film of the year - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Calvary-Blu-ray-Brendan-Gleeson/dp/B00JO9O392/ref=sr_1_1_twi_2_twi_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1417775008&sr=8-1&keywords=calvary
7. The TV show of the year? Possibly - http://www.amazon.co.uk/True-Detective-Season-Blu-ray-Region/dp/B00HYCNWZM/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774790&sr=1-2&keywords=true+detective
6. Yes, everything IS awesome - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lego-Movie-Blu-ray-Copy-Region/dp/B00EXPOEGO/ref=sr_1_3?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774595&sr=1-3&keywords=the+lego+movie+blu-ray
5. Feeling blue? Get this - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Breaking-Bad-Collectors-Exclusive-Amazon-co-uk/dp/B00N433OE4/ref=sr_1_4?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774421&sr=1-4&keywords=breaking+bad+complete+box+set
4. Here be dragons - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Train-Your-Dragon-Double-Blu-ray/dp/B00LN488NS/ref=sr_1_2?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774383&sr=1-2&keywords=how+to+train+your+dragon+1+and+2
3. What's in the briefcase? A LOAD of goodies - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Pulp-Fiction-Anniversary-Deluxe-Blu-ray/dp/B00M482Y0A/ref=sr_1_1?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1417774161&sr=1-1&keywords=pulp+fiction+20th+anniversary
2. Arguably the most fun film of this year - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Guardians-Galaxy-Blu-ray-Chris-Pratt/dp/B00IXGU7XI/ref=pd_cp_d_h__2
1. Anything from Dark Bunny Tees
Friday, 21 June 2013
Taking back cinema for film-lovers.
Have you seen this before? Tweets from a friend or someone else that you know is watching a film in the cinema?
It's pretty shitty. The worst thing about this person doing it is that they just had the cheek to pimp out their review of The Complex after saying this:
Well, that's okay then. As long as there are less than a dozen other people present and it's a boring film. But IS The Complex a boring film? Apparently not, according to this trusted critic.
Well, I guess it's okay if there was a scary bit and she was looking away.
Wait, now she was touch typing? There was me thinking that you would have to look at your phone to have the screen on and Tweet. Now it turns out that she was touch typing, which is so much better in the cinema (of course), and the film is her favourite of the festival, so far. Wow, just wow!
What I love/hate the most is the absolute unrepentance. This person doesn't only NOT consider her actions rude or inappropriate, but she then can't keep her own opinion straight in time for her review to appear on Hi! Magazine.
Let me be very clear about this. I have been sitting in a cinema, three rows from the back, and have seen the light from someone in the front row, halfway along the opposite aisle from me. It happens, and it shouldn't. When in the darkness of a movie screen, a phone light is like a fucking beacon and the only beacon I ever want interrupting my movie viewing is the Bat-signal if we're suddenly overrun by henchmen and I find myself in some bizarre, parallel universe after watching too many superhero movies and knocking myself on the head.
Unless you're the leading neurosurgeon in the country and you're on call, you don't need your phone on in the cinema. If you're waiting for a reply about a job, they will leave a voicemail. Or maybe you just won't be able to go to the cinema. If you're worried about the babysitter, maybe you need to get a new babysitter. Or maybe you just won't be able to go to the cinema. An ill relative at death's door? Sorry, but maybe it's NOT the best time for you to go and see Man Of Steel. Critics/reviewers sometimes feel that they need to be available 24/7, they may be waiting on a very important interview op, and I get that. I do. I feel the same way. Which is why I check my phone as much as possible IN BETWEEN movie screenings.
The biggest bugbear I have with this particular incident, however, is that this person has a press pass for a major film festival. That pass is like a golden ticket from the Willy Wonka factory. Believe me, I have been attending with pass clutched to my bosom for four years now, and the elation and happiness hasn't worn out yet. I've spent time in the past rushing out of films to tweet about their greatness, checking emails to see if an interview opportunity is available with certain talent. I have never, and will never, tweeted during a film.
If you see anyone doing so then take back the cinema, reclaim the experience. Ask them politely to either leave the screen to deal with their obvious emergency or save their tweeting for later. Tell them that you notice the light, even if it's in the very peripheral of your vision. If the person tells you that they're not bothering anyone, there are very few audience members and it's a boring film anyway . . . . . . . . perhaps offer a suitable compromise, like asking them not to audibly complain if you masturbate when you head back to your own chair. After all, it's not bothering anyone, there's hardly anyone around and you won't even need a light.
If I head into the cinema with friends and I know they have phones on them, I make damn sure they all get them off as the trailers begin (I think that's fair). Airplane Mode is a wonderful thing. Make use of it, encourage others to do the same. You never know, one of them may be writing a review for the movie, so you wouln't want them to get tangled up in a load of lies just to defend their tweeting addiction. Would you?
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| About the only correct statement in her whole talk of tweeting during films |
Thursday, 28 June 2012
It's almost over but nowhere near the end.
But it doesn't end there.
As of this moment, I still have about a dozen reviews to write up and get on Flickfeast and there are already ten or so due to appear. After that happens I get to do a bit of pimping and hope that those responsible for my favourite movies maybe notice my little bit of praise and help me in my pimpage.
And those favourites are:
Tabu - just sheer quality from beginning to end.
Unconditional - you won't ever be able to predict where this movie is going. It's very dark in places and very, very good.
Dragon - Donnie Yen does it again, legend that he is.
Berberian Sound Studio - a bit of a headfuck, but in a good way. I loved it.
V/H/S - inconsistent but nearly brilliant.
Eddie: The Sleepwalking Cannibal - it may have an amusing title but it's also damn good.
NFA - strong stuff and well worth seeing.
The Imposter - fact is stranger than fiction once again.
Grabbers - aliens kept at bay by a high blood alcohol level? Brilliant.
Once I am done with all of these I can then settle back into my standard routine of movies, movies and movies and the EIFF always reminds me of just how much I love so many different types of movies so even as things settle back to my version of normality I know that the rest of the year will be full of films - good, bad and ugly - that I will enjoy writing about, even if I won't enjoy every viewing.
Wednesday, 20 April 2011
10 things that would prolong my lifespan in the movie world.
2) If ever being chased by a car I will remember the main things that nobody else ever remembers. A car has a much wider turning circle than a human being (you could just keep running in a tight circle less than a foot from the front bumber and that thing would never hit you) and, more importantly, I would get OFF the fucking road rather than keep running in a straight line in front of oncoming automotive death.
3) I would stay away from anyone who is making the transition from TV land to the big screen. They're normally part of a cast being murder death killed.
4) I'd avoid Texas.
5) A coward may die a thousand times while a hero dies only once but the cowardly deaths are not actual, physical expirations. I'll take those odds.
6) In the event of any major disaster, I will not put myself close to someone about to retire, about to get married, in love with a pregnant partner or desperate to redeem some past mistake.
7) Headshots all the way, hell yeah.
8) If someone ever asks me "what was that noise?" I would reply by saying "why don't you go and check while I stay here with my back against the wall, my gun at the ready and the door barricaded?"
9) I'd never, ever go anywhere that doesn't allow me to get a signal on my mobile phone.
10) I'd never change my name to Michael Biehn.
And that is how I'd ensure my survival. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.
Wednesday, 6 April 2011
Seven stylish facts.
No pressure then and no worries, despite the fact that I am rarely stylish and can't always count all the way up to seven. It doesn't matter. It's just nice to be picked by J Luis, despite the fact that I now share the same problem he had when it comes to thinking of who to tag for the next lot. Because that's the rule - you get tagged and you write your piece and then tag seven more.
I guess I'll keep things movie-related, with perhaps one or two diversions to keep a bit of variety here.
Here goes nothing.
1) Most of my friends, both on the worldwide web and in the web of the wide world, know that I'm a horror fan and I think I should take this opportunity to thank the babysitters that my parents hired when I was a young scamp. One in particular, whose name I can't recall, used to enjoy getting to raid the vinyl collection and making mix tapes of Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Nilsson, etc and would, to get some peace and quiet for this, allow me to sit up and watch the Hammer horrors that would be gracing the TV schedules late at night. The bright red blood, the buxom bar wenches, the noble Sir Peter Cushing - all of these things seared themselves into my mind and took root to stay always within my inagination. To this day, The Creeping Flesh remains one of my very favourite horrors thanks to my childhood memory of it.
2) From Hammer horrors to scary TV films (Don't Go To Sleep was terrifying to me back then and remains one I am anxious to rewatch) to sharing the enjoyment of a modern classic that my mother loved (Halloween), I was soon in the habit of trying to stay up late whenever I could to watch whatever would scare the pants off me. A Nightmare On Elm St. did just that, as did the original Dawn Of The Dead, which saw me being caught in the morning for having left my lamp on all night. This did not go down well with my mother but once the fear had dissipated and we were in the cold light of day my biggest worry was not being allowed to view these terrors ever again. Have you ever seen John Carpenter's The Thing? Scary, gory stuff eh. My first time watching it, however, was on a 6-inch black and white screen on the kitchen TV/radio gadget. While eating a chicken curry. Despite the lack of colour and lack of decent screen size I STILL almost threw up.
3) As you get older you get more and more friends and contacts, you start stretching fingertips around the world in many different ways. Which is why I was able to get a VHS copy of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre back in 1992. I finally saw this classic horror and was suitable blown away by it. But, more importantly, it led me to have conversations with people that went like this:
"Ohhhh, if you're a horror fan I have The Texas Chain Saw Massacre if you ever want to see it."
"That would be awesome. You want to borrow Reservoir Dogs? It's still not getting released here yet."
Etc, etc. Happy days were here to stay.
4) This new-found access to movies fed directly into my, already large, appetite for consuming everything film-related that I could. Back in those days when I would get my yearly copy of Halliwell's guide or Leonard Maltin's and go through them with a highlighter. Hell, I even started writing attempts at full movie reviews when I was much younger using just pen and paper (remember them, kids?) but it was never any good because of the space required just to keep things alphabetised in different ring binders.
5) Bit of a spanner to throw in the works but the last few years, especially, have seen me being a lot more upfront and honest about having bi-polar disorder (except I had it back in the day when we just called it manic depression) and it's a horrible thing when you're battling against it. It never really goes away and makes you feel that things are about to go horribly wrong even when everything is great. Do movies help this? Sometimes, yeah. Nothing like a great comedy to chase the blues away or some superb action to get the blood pumping and provide some distraction from the mundanity around us now and again. But, for me, it's the reviewing and discussion afterwards that helps even more. A schedule is always good for those who suffer from depression, keeping busy and keeping in a routine can prove to be enormously useful. Which is an additional reason for me to write my reviews and post them online for chat and generally sharing happy joy joy, because it makes me feel good.
6) I write something for this book and it contains many other essays written by some of the coolest people I've ever had the good fortune to know, all thanks to the internet and me looking for somewhere to bitch about Darkness Falls.
7) I was going to always keep things calm and simply a hobby when it came to the movie viewing and review writing but my fine fiance convinced me to accept the offer made to me by Robin from Flickfeast and that has led to some amazing movie-related experiences in the past year since I've been trying to act a bit mature and professional (oh yeah . . . . I said it . . . . so nyah nyah nyahhhhh). I've been to my first horror movie fest, I obtained a press pass for EIFF 2010 and was able to get a chat with the friendly Paul Andrew Williams and I've been able to get a first look at some great movies. Oh, there are some not-so-great movies now and again but that's always the way.
I hope that was okay, sorry if it disappointed you J Luis (you managed to write more and keep it much more movie-centric). I'll just end now by trying to tag some other folks, maybe not seven though.
My tea and cake buddy Alice - http://aliceincakeland.blogspot.com/
Mad Anna banana - http://bitchsnatch.blogspot.com/
Emma Hutchings asking you to Suspend Your Disbelief - http://syd-film-blog.blogspot.com/
and I think that's me.
Cheers.











