Friday 11 May 2012

Coming Attractions.

Well, even though I haven't been writing up anything for the past few days you may be pleased to know that I have been viewing lots of material that will end up being reviewed here.
One Eyed Monster - the monster movie with the monster being Ron Jeremy's penis. Oh yes, review coming soon.
Atrocious - a Spanish "found footage" film that really deserves a bit more attention.
American Hot Babes AKA Deep In The Valley - no, it's not what you think. Except it kinda is. A couple of guys get transported to a parallel universe where everyone and everything acts in line with the stereotypes of pornography. This means that female cops run around in skimp attire, everyone tries to make the cheerleading squad, girls love to see who can have the wettest t-shirt and nurses have no medical knowledge whatsoever but look fine. Yep, this film was great fun.
Devil's Playground - Danny Dyer, Craig Fairbrass, zombies that do parkour. Nuff said.
Heartless - not perfect, by any means, but this UK horror calls to mind the works of Clive Barker and modern classics like Jacob's Ladder. No bad thing.
And there will be plenty more. Now, if anyone could just suggest how I make a living from this so that I can always have time 24/7 to watch the films AND write the reviews I would have a new personal hero.
I'm . . . . . . I'm . . . . totally serious.
Oh well then.


  1. Great job here. I really enjoyed what you had to say. Keep going because you definitely bring a new voice to this subject. Not many people would say what you've said and still make it interesting. Well, at least I'm interested. Cant wait to see more of this from you.
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  2. I hear you loud and clear! I keep plugging along, hoping to get some good notice. I'm glad to know another like minded person. When you're passionate about something, give it all you have!

  3. I have been looking at stats and potential when weighed up against what I know I have in me and . . . . . . . . I remain cautiously optimistic, haha. Thanks :-)